i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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