I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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