I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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