last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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