Dual....:-)
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Randomize
