Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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