i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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