My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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