Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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