For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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