just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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