I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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