ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
accomplished twins. life is a go
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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