We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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