we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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