Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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