problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Holy shit dude........stairs
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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