All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
the room spins SO much faster in panama
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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