Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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