windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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