im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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