thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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