Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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