I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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