i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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