We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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