Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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