Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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