So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
They have beer where we have blood.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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