Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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