clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm having to shit out rocks
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