If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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