Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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