What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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