So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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