She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Holy shit dude........stairs
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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