dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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