2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Vodka?
Forever.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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