whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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