ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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