K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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