Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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