Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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