is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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