wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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