was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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