Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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