To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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