At least make sure they are 18
Why
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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