What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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